Friday, April 16, 2004
Two rednecks, Renfro and Bolte, went to a gas station that was holding a contest:
-A chance to win free sex when you filled your tank.
They pumped their gas and went to pay the attendant.
" I'm thinking of a number between one and ten," he said. "If you guess right, you win free sex." "Okay," agreed one of the rednecks, "I guess seven." "Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant. The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number. "Two!" said the second redneck. "Sorry, it's three," said the attendant. "Come back and try again." As they walked out to their car, Renfro said to Bolte, "I think this contest is rigged." "No way," said his buddy. "My wife won twice last week." The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained (as usual) "I have a headache"..."Perfect" he said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin. You can either take it orally or as a suppository - up to you!"
chon → 10:49 AM
